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Jack Brumby

Government agent, data analyst, writer.

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Dress for the job you want

It's hot. The lady on the seat in front of me is fanning herself with a piece of paper because the air-conditioning unit on the bus is struggling to keep up with the heat and it's only 7am. There are bush-fires burning all around the city, billowing smoke in to the sky which in turn … Continue reading Dress for the job you want →

Jack Brumby Shorts, Stories, Work Leave a comment November 25, 2019 5 Minutes

Data Security

Data security is kind of a big deal. No, scrap that. No 'kind of' about it. Data security is really big fucking deal. Trust me. Not only do I whittle away the best hours of the best days of the best years of my life as a data analyst within a state government department but … Continue reading Data Security →

Jack Brumby IT, Stories, Work Leave a comment October 21, 2019October 19, 2019 6 Minutes

Fire Drill

Greg stalked around the corner, back from his meeting, looking every bit a man ready for action. I watched as he strode past my desk without a second glance. His normal jovial demeanour was gone, replaced with a pursed mouth lurking under his greying ginger beard. He leaned over Rachel's cubicle wall and whispered something … Continue reading Fire Drill →

Jack Brumby Shorts, Work Leave a comment August 27, 2019August 27, 2019 3 Minutes

One-on-One Combat

Thrust, parry. Thrust, parry. Thrust, parry. We retreat to our safe spaces and eye each other warily. My opponent is dangerous and obviously well trained in the nuances of one-on-one combat. They have the slight positional upper hand but so far they have not launched an all out attack. They have been happy to remain … Continue reading One-on-One Combat →

Jack Brumby Shorts, Stories, Work, Writing Leave a comment August 12, 2019August 13, 2019 5 Minutes

MVP: Minimal Viable Performance

"Yes but what is the M-V-P here?" Carl drawled with only a half-hidden sense of a sneer lurking on his round but well manicured face. Oh no, he must have been on one of those government-funded training courses about agile project management where all the public servants aspiring for senior leadership go to schmooze and … Continue reading MVP: Minimal Viable Performance →

Jack Brumby IT, Stories, Work Leave a comment May 21, 2018May 29, 2018 3 Minutes

The problem with big numbers

"The site has been down for over an hour now. No new applications are coming through. What the fuck is happening over there with you ass clowns?" Good question. Although I would have preferred a more civilised and collaborative approach to the problem at hand. And it was a problem. the site was completely unusable. … Continue reading The problem with big numbers →

Jack Brumby Work Leave a comment April 3, 2018April 6, 2018 3 Minutes
Jack Brumby

Jack Brumby

I thought they were making me a spy. Instead they made me a data analyst. So now I am going to be a writer.

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